tell your sister to shave her snatch
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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