FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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