Pappa wants mamma naked
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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