I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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