we have pet lesbian snakes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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