If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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