Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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