It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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