Me too!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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