hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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