Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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