Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Boobs are out for the taking
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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