How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Sorry about my life...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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