I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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