brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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