just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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