Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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