No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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