It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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