wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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