we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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