what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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