We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
MIDGETS
????
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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