we're blogging at a bar
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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