I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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