covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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