I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
They have beer where we have blood.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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