i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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