I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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