so that wasnt chicken after all
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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