I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
