If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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