She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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