I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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