After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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