Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
