Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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