i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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