Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish you could order shots online.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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