I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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