mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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