When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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