I swear she didn't look like that last week.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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