Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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