using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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