Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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