So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I am naked and annoyed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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