you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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