OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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