You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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