awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
