he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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